shouldn't you be doing homework or something?

I'm Livy, a screffy british person who is trying to write a novel and laughs at her own jokes a tad too often.

manicpixiedeathbitch:

  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

Doctor Who Cares? - A spinoff in which all is right with the ladies’ storylines and they take custody of the TARDIS every weekend to explore the universe together, defeating misogyny and laughing along the way

“You don’t call someone a whore for wearing revealing clothes. You don’t call him or her a whore for enjoying attention. (Both arguments apply to me, by the way — I’m writing this in my boxers.) You don’t even call her a whore if she’s a woman you’re paying for sex, because that’s just good sense. You’re polite to taxi drivers, and you’re only getting inside their car. Because you know that they can make the ride more expensive and less pleasant for you. And if you think your partner’s mood doesn’t affect things once you’re having sex anyway, well, now we know why you have to pay for it.”

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-ridiculous-things-about-calling-out-fake-fangirls (via mandoir)