May 2013
Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Supernatural: CRYING
Sherlock: WAITING
Merlin: DEAD
Hannibal: Eating Merlin
satan-official:
thearchangeltrickster:
bandannarama:
iamtonysexual:
biptch:
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
hip rotation
booty sensation
ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
waits for lucifer with anticipation
your waiting is over my friends
“You don’t call someone a whore for wearing revealing clothes. You don’t call him...”
– http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-ridiculous-things-about-calling-out-fake-fangirls (via mandoir)
Tumblr right now:
sherlockpins:
Ding Dong That is Wrong.
Yahoo hates us.
Yahoo loves us.
Supernatural angels on the floor.
Time Lords with shock blankets.
Sherlockians looking at the clock. *soon…soon*
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
simonleboner:
Day #395829275916194
I still don’t find channing tatum attractive
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
thepuddingcup:
cumberbatch-lorette:
danglingthpider:
whyamisorandom:
touch me like you touch your keyboard
crying
I can’t oh my god
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
y0ungandfragile:
consulting-god-of-badassery:
forevercryingbecausemerlin:
arealmonsterxvx:
samapitongzabala:
whentherestrouble:
flimzy:
people who’re always up in the middle of the night are either:
lonely
in love
or
sad
or watching anime
or nightblogging
or masturbating
or reading gay fanfiction
or writing gay fanfiction
So lonely or sad
comealongpondd:
slytherinmarauder:
powerofvoodoo:
oh god here’s Britain
We are the Moon Moon of Eurovision
OH GOD THIS POST HAS KILLED ME
mishaoverlord:
morgrana:
you see in england it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
giraffepoliceforce:
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
ghostie00:
so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always
ghostie00:
so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always
areyoumarriedriver:
So you all realise him saying please after the GI asked ‘Doctor who?’ was him saying please to River, because he knew she was there.
Please. Say it so I don’t have to.
fartgallery:
silhouetteofapocketedindividual:
fartgallery:
I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff
animation. thats the thing you described.
i need some time to think my thoughts
graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham: yes
graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra: we're half through voting now
graham: oh that's depressing
estonia: shows up
graham: is he standing outside a prison?
albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham: better than you
albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham: you should leave
eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham: speak for yourself
dude: breathes
graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham: god, please, no
denmark: winning
graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice
Oh my shit...
Doctor Who
1 tag
Scrolling through my dash when I haven't watched...
I’m sure there have been better ideas..
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
